“People are walking all over me,” Orlando Johnson admitted, standing at a crowded coffee shop where he couldn’t seem to get to the front of the line. “It’s like I don’t even exist anymore.” Orlando who claims he got stuck at a four-way intersection for…
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149 pound Greg Hustle, a twenty-three-year-old, three-stripe white belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, says he was humbled to learn that size does matter. Hustle says he was inspired to drop his Kung Fu classes for BJJ after a young woman with whom he was “just…
The Russian Systema expert Vladimir Ishnabakov was hospitalized in serious but stable condition last night after a knife-wielding assailant refused to attack him in slow motion. “It was not the proper way to attack,” said Ishnabakov from his hospital bed. Though in visible pain,…
Sifu Oliver Young says it was all a big mistake…